Tuesday, May 31, 2011
epic fail for small man
i really hate people stuffing crap into my mailbox. i think i still have some jehovah's witness pamphlets littering my front stairs and a phone book in a bag that has now become a trash bag on my front stoop (yeah kinda trashy i know im just lazy). well, i come into my living room from the kitchen to see some doucher running off my front stoop with pamphlets in hand and instead of being a decent person to open the gate and go down the stairs, he jumps the fence..... ordinarily i'd just be like "ok whatever" and turn away, but i couldnt. i let out a HUGE laugh when said doucher fell flat on his FACE after hopping the fence. EPIC FAIL LITTLE MAN! EPIC FAIL! i got some much needed entertainment for the day!